Where is it?

It seems that some bookstores are confused about where The Book of SPAM should go. We think it should have its own section, of course. But as we were scouting around local bookstores and squealing like a little girl when we saw it on the shelf, we discovered that some bookstores properly consider it humor. While others consider it cooking. Maybe others will consider it world history, or even religious literature.

On my quest, I walked up to the information desk to ask where I could find my own damn book that I wroted myself. When I told the girl the name of the book, she looks at me and says "You mean the Scientifically Produced Artificial Meat kind of SPAM?" She's lucky I am such a gentleman.